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Interview with a Phraser

Our prized interviewer catches up with Colin the master phrase maker.


Rebel - So you coin phrases for a living?

Colin - Does a bear shit in the woods? ha. yes of course he does.

Rebel - If the current trends in environmental change permits.

Colin - Yes in fact I coined the phrase 'to coin a phrase'

Rebel - Oh good. Sorry i'm a little unprepared, we were supposed to be interviewing John Elton but he died. Of Cholera. Unexpected.

Colin - So you've been thrown in the deep end, also one of mine.

Rebel - Ah, so it appears you take a lot of work home with you?

Colin - Ah, sorry?

Rebel - You know you take a lot of your WORK home with you...

Colin - I'm sorry i don't understand.

Rebel - Well you use a lot of phrases in every day life.

Colin - Yes I invent them.

Rebel - So sayings just come naturally for you?

Colin - Yes i'm a chip of the old block.

Rebel - So your father was in the business as well?

Colin - No he died when I was young.

Rebel - Is there any money in coming up with phrases?

Colin - Ha i have money coming out of the wazoo mate.

Rebel - So your wealthy then?

Colin - No i'm horribly poor, you see a wazoo doesn't exist, I came up with it in fact.

Rebel - I don't want to be a wet blanket but we aren't paying you for this interview.

Colin - Wet Blanket? can i use that?

Rebel - No it's already quite a common phrase

Colin - Well it sucks anyway,I just came up with a better one "damp blanket"

Rebel - Thats almost exactly the same thing.

Colin - I don't tell you how to do your job.

Rebel - You were telling me how to do it earlier before the interview, I was quite offended.

Colin - Alright, lets let bygones be bygones

Rebel - What is a bygone? I imagine some kind of two sided polygon.

Colin - It's a phrase, that I invented. Well if i'm not getting paid i'm out of here like a French hen.

Rebel - That didn't make any sense but thanks for coming on the show

Colin - Your out of sugar sachets.

A Graph of Being Five

Non Fiction Choose your own adventure!

Europe’s un- civil war

The choose your own adventure non-fiction book!

“Hitler’s growing self importance led him to over- rule his experienced Generals, this led to....”

If you think that this ultimately led to an unwinnable war against the people of Russia turn to page 40.

If you think that this led to the USA’s intervention leading to Red off Band of Brothers personally killing all of the Nazis turn to page 44.

If you think that this led to the unfortunate misconception of Nazi aggression, mostly agitated by Jewish conspirators you are David Irving. Go away.

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This just in: Jesus Clash

Jesus Christs scheduled return to earth in 2012 has clashed with that of the Mayan predicted 'end of the world'. It's feared that the 'end of the world as we know it', as sung by R.E.M, will over shadow the famous prophets return.

"I'm pretty pissed off about the whole thing." Said the holy carpenter.

"I've had this tour planned for thousands of years now, but I guess there's some things you just can't plan for."
Despite the expected destruction of earth, the son of God has stated he will not be canceling any of his shows.

"I just can't let my fans down." Said Jesus. It was said to be Christs most ambitious return yet, bigger and better than his last. However with the world nearing it's end many people are unsure whether of  not they'll be able to attend the return, or even be alive.

"I don't think I can make it," Says Joe, a local merchant.

"The planets impending doom has just filled up my schedule and at the same time made it redundant." Joe's words seem to echo that of the general public.

"As this is my second return, I think the whole 'difficult second return' rule is in effect, " Joked the Messiah.

"I'm just hoping for some kind of miracle."

- Rebel News.

Some new rules..

The formation of the Rebel Yell’s glorious state has been a long time in the making, but our glorious leader assures you that everything is going to plan and us under control. He would also like to inform you of the following changes.

1.       City Hall is now to be referred to as Stu and Azza’s Hall of infinite super glory

2.       ABC’s Hungry Beast is now to be referred to as The Hungry Beast that eats everyone else’s jokes and digests them as their own shit.

3.       Recycled opinions are now illegal under our glorious revolution; everyone’s dialogue will be recorded and cross referenced against A Current Affair, Oprah, First year university texts and Hungry Beast. If your opinions are a replicate of these without accompanying independent thought and reasoning you will be asked to stop ‘reckoning’ things and grow a personality.

4.       Room 101 is undergoing maintenance, until further notice room 101 services can be found online at our government website, follow the prompts and please remember that we are watching.

Another bloggin blog

You're probably reading this thinking "Hey, this is Rebel Yell's third blog based blog! What a gip, i'm going to stop reading this right now." Well there's not much I can really do to sway you now because if you're a person of your word you aren't reading this, but if you are then your a pathetic liar, or you weren't thinking the said thought, in which case, i'll continue.

Sure, blogging is an easy way to get your views and opinions out there but blogging is also the future. It's the way forward in all things written (also pictures). As a self described wordsmith, dreamweaver, prophet and comedic genius, blogging is the best way for Rebel Yell to share our lives and humorous anecdotes to the greater public, the clued in individuals who are all 'hooked up' with the web and all 'with it' in regards to blogs, vlogs and youtube logs, and that's why Rebel Yell blogs, but mostly because it's easy.

We here at Rebel Yell do realise that their are lot of blogs out their that just don't deliver when in comes to entertainment, which is why we strive (and then deliver, but not necessarily in that order) to bring you the cutting edge of internet writing with our edutainment, laugh-as-you-learn system.

I bet you didn't know that up to 500% of blogs are statistically incorrect, but not Rebel Yell, we guarantee the truth, because the truth hurts and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and with strength comes power and with power comes great responsibility and...well I kind of lost my train of thought.

I can't make any promises that our future blogs won't be about blogging itself but I can promise that it won't. I know you'll keep reading our blogs, I can see it in your eyes, yes, that dead pixel on your screen is a microscopic spy camera, don't worry, I don't watch you all the time.

So, just to wrap it up, we'll be bringing you more hilarious blogs with many 'Ah yeah, that's totally true!' moments that i'm sure you'll become a fan of on Facebook.  'See' you next time.

Cheers, Rebel Yell.