Big Bob-Omb

You might recognise this king amonst men from the Super Mario series. Which would make sense, as it's where he is from.

He is the boss, this being because he is A boss in the Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS.
He's also in Mario Party series, the Mario Kart series, Mario Golf series and Mario Baseball series.

And? You're saying. Why should I care?
Well, this is why.

Well Rebel Yell is proud to annouce that the Rebel Yell nation is installing him as;  
Minister for Education and Training, and 
Minister for Tourism. 
His positions may change through-out his tenure with the Rebel Yell government, as he has all the qualifications, these being; he is a king and he has an eff-ing sweet moustache.

I mean, just look at it. 

He also doesn't take any shit from Mario, or any of his pals for that matter.


Stay tuned for more on him at a later date.

An album made just for you!

THAT’S right kids! Rebel yell has entered the music industry, and have we got some offers for you!
Do we?
Yes.
Rebel Yell Records will tailor an album based on your life for just $69.99! Here’s a startling review of the album about you that’s making headlines around this blog!

“Well to start with the centrepiece of the album, that eight minute epic about the first time you had sex was just brilliant, I mean before that it was mainly solos, this became depressing after a while. Oh except for that duet with your uncle... that was just weird.”

Wow looks like your life is messed up! Makes for a good album though!

An Album about You! $69.99

Hungry Beast in a blogshell.

Tonight on Hungry Beast we deal with the big issues, take sides against evil media empires and give you loads of quotes other people said.



                                       “My visit to

                                Tawang is non-political

                               and aimed at promoting

                                universal brotherhood

                                and nothing else.” The

                                Dalai Lama, visiting the

                                disputed territory of

                                Tawang on the Indian-

                                   Chinese border

                                   “It is a funny thing

                                   with my family, but

                                   for the last 12 years

                                    I have always said

                                   I’m going to win the

                                 lottery.” Les Scadding

                      of Wales, 58, an unemployed mechanic,

                  who won £45.6-million ($79.8-million) in the

                 Euromillions lottery. He says he’ll treat his wife,

                   38-year-old Samantha, admitting that since

                      Christmas he has    been a “kept man”

                         because of a          scarcity of work

Rapists. Are they really all that bad? You decide, well, at least try anyway, this piece will leave you wondering what just happened? We'll bring up a delicate issue, interview people about it, and maybe even give you some 'facts'. This will leave you wondering, is "Hungry Beast a comedy show or a weak A Current Affair clone?", and if you work it out, tell us because we're not sure either!

What about big business eh.
$100,000,000,000 is the amount earned by some company.
$350,000,000,500 is the amount earned buy one guy.
$100 is a much smaller amount than the other two.
SHOCKING.
Down with corporations and government and all that stuff.

Some famous guy or something said something, we reckon that's pretty bullshit.




*insert more quotes made into a picture*


So guys, that's all we had time for today go onto our website and send us more stories to get quotes about or send in your shit videos. Bye!

Some new rules..

The formation of the Rebel Yell’s glorious state has been a long time in the making, but our glorious leader assures you that everything is going to plan and us under control. He would also like to inform you of the following changes.

1.       City Hall is now to be referred to as Stu and Azza’s Hall of infinite super glory

2.       ABC’s Hungry Beast is now to be referred to as The Hungry Beast that eats everyone else’s jokes and digests them as their own shit.

3.       Recycled opinions are now illegal under our glorious revolution; everyone’s dialogue will be recorded and cross referenced against A Current Affair, Oprah, First year university texts and Hungry Beast. If your opinions are a replicate of these without accompanying independent thought and reasoning you will be asked to stop ‘reckoning’ things and grow a personality.

4.       Room 101 is undergoing maintenance, until further notice room 101 services can be found online at our government website, follow the prompts and please remember that we are watching.