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Big Bob-Omb

You might recognise this king amonst men from the Super Mario series. Which would make sense, as it's where he is from.

He is the boss, this being because he is A boss in the Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS.
He's also in Mario Party series, the Mario Kart series, Mario Golf series and Mario Baseball series.

And? You're saying. Why should I care?
Well, this is why.

Well Rebel Yell is proud to annouce that the Rebel Yell nation is installing him as;  
Minister for Education and Training, and 
Minister for Tourism. 
His positions may change through-out his tenure with the Rebel Yell government, as he has all the qualifications, these being; he is a king and he has an eff-ing sweet moustache.

I mean, just look at it. 

He also doesn't take any shit from Mario, or any of his pals for that matter.


Stay tuned for more on him at a later date.