(Shaggy consuming food to cover his battle with heroin)
The Seventies were a vibrant time, a time of discos and punk, a time of disillusioned hippies and brown kitchen ware.
So when four hippies and their dog decided to move away from the hard drugs that characterized the early seventies, solving mysteries came naturally to them. "Once we came down off the LSD it didn't seem as good an idea as originally, but we had already painted the van," Said Velma, the only Lesbian in the group.
The group then embarked on a extremely successful career spanning three decades, their mystery solving credentials were never challenged and a lucrative reality television contract came after the first few successes.
It wasn't all glamor though, while the rest of the group had kicked the drugs, Shaggy still battled with his personal addiction. "It was hard, he was clean whenever we were on the job, he would eat alot but thats normal when your trying to kick the habit, but as soon as the work stopped he would take Scooby someplace and get high, he was a classic addict." Said Fred, who is releasing an auto-biography within the year.
The group announced their return to the mystery solving scene a month ago, "Money just slips through my fingers, what with this financial crisis man... i can't even afford Scooby snacks man," Said Shaggy.
Backing the Mystery Machine is a large Insurance company who have over ten thousand fraud cases to deal with each year, the Cameras will be following the guy's again but this time it will be much more slick.
"There's no more jamming, none of us will be picking up instruments, Scrappy won't be participating, he's filed suit but he hasn't got a leg to stand on, he can talk but he's still a dog," Said Daphne.
The first episode will screen on Fox in three months.
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