(Yes, hilarious, they both have explosive devices that would kill everybody in a twenty meter radius, but hey who needs short range weaponry? )
It has been discovered that a British trained intelligence officer with a deformed triangle shaped face has been assigned to the task of counter intelligence operations surrounding a Russian spy with an equally deformed triangle face. These two very recognizable spies have been attempting to assassinate each other in a very unorthodox manor for the intelligence community.
"It used to be that we would only attempt an assassination if we knew it would be successful, and only then with very discreet means, it seems strange that the FSB and M- I6 would choose to use explosives and anvils in their espionage training." Said former KGB officer Vladamir Ruskov.
The two spies blew their cover last Tuesday when the Russian spy was seen suspending a grand piano over a busy footpath, when questioned by police he only made a high pitched noise before running away. It was then that the British spy was sent to capture him, when investigating the grand piano it fell from it's suspension and injured the M-I6 operative. Since Tuesday the two unsubtle spies have been having a brutal war with neither side giving up.
"Whats odd is both have sustained what i would think are fatal injuries, they are using high explosive traps and very close range, but it seems their horrible deformities deflect the blasts," stated a medical official.
One thing is for sure, these spies aren't funny.
Stu.
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