Real Property, Real Real-Estate

Let me guess, a three bedroom house with a deck and a trampoline and your in heaven, you can file your children in their respective rooms and let them govern themselves by way of the internet and Morris dancing. However we here at rebel yell don't think you should have to walk out your door and see how much better your neighbors retaining wall is than yours, we think it's time you gave the old "house" the boot.

 Sorry Hugh, back to being Fry's bitch.

 

No we here at Rebel yell think that small and therefore weak, fear not though beautiful subjects. Freaks.

We have alternatives! 

Why not move you and ten mates into a share house, just replace "mates" with peasants and "share house" with STAR FORT

 

This is a STAR FORT available for sale in a safe neighborhood, why is it safe? because of the cannons of course! Don't like your neighbor? force him to work on your land! how? the cannons of course! 

This wonderful piece of historic big dickery is available for the low low price of Gibraltar! Do you own Gibraltar or an equivalent vital port? why not trade?

PORTUGAL

Are you in the market for a rental? Well Spain has released it's lease on Portugal and we here at Rebel Yell have bought it up, we will rent this wonderful part of Europe for 3 lengths of gravel a month. 

Do you hate the stupid face of your neighbor? imagine trading him/her for Spain, it's like mexico but rich!

Portugal has long been known for its intimate relationship with the sea, this will not be approved of as part of the new tenants agreement. 

Are you prone to long bouts of temptation from Satan or unbelievable meetings with Allah?

Well we have a wonderful natural style living space that can only be described as a cave. 

We have to say it is a renovators nightmare, if you try to extend a room in this domicile you will find out what the meaning of structure bearing stalactite is! Yours to own for several installments of Koran.

Keep posted for more great Rebel Yell Real Estate!

Deep Space Rebel (Yell)

 How the Rebel Yell Nation got into Space 

(and what we did there.)

Space, deep space.
Millions of galaxy, trillions of stars (give or take).
And a lone Spaceship, The Redel.

It's called The Redel because, well long story short, there was some miscommunication between us and the painters, we didn't have time to repaint, so it stuck.

Also we forgot to take a picture pre-take off, this is all we have:

I was like "Take it with the camera sideways, so you get a taller picture!" And he's all "Nah, this'll be right."

So I will give you a quick description of The Redel.

It was as phallic in nature, as it was in spirit. Two large spherical boosters on back, a long shaft-like, cylindrical body, and a hemisphere cock-pit at the front.

But there was nothing funny about this ship, (aside from it's resemblance to a cock) as it was extremely powerful and capable of the impossible light-speed. It could thrust through the vagina of space with precision and ease.

The Rebel Yell Space Program

Rebel Yell's space program is the one of the most expensive, extensive and expansive.

It has already begun moon colonization, and The Redel is the first deep space explorer craft ever.

The program was founded after The Superkings were persuaded (see; conned) into buying some moon property. Not long after, they realised the futility of this newly purchased land, and began The Rebel Yell Space Program, to make some use of their moon property, which they almost have. And with that the program continues to grow each and everyday.

 Rebel Yell owns pretty much that section.

What about The Redel?

The Redel has been exploring deep space for 5 years now, which might sound strange considering they were only launched 1 year ago. During their exploration they came across a 'ReTardis', which according to their explanation was a giant old English phone box, which they flew the ship straight into and re-emerged at the same place but 4 years earlier.

Having the power to go at warp speed has increased the possibilities of space exploration infinitely.

So The Redel has many a story. That of other life forms, amazing worlds, other cool stuff.

All of which will be revealed in the Blog series - The Redel.

So look out for it.

The Rebel Yell Space Program.

REBEL YELL AND EDGE RADIO NEEDS YOU!

You're one of the lucky ones. You get to enjoy this side-splittingly educational, continuously hilarious and  ever-entertaining blog whenever you please, you've found this blog either by word of mouth, the constant spamming on facebook or maybe even on the radio. Well, if you have heard us on the radio you're even luckier, that's where we started, that's where Rebel Yell was formed.

Now you probably think that when Rebel Yell graces your ear drums it happens the same way this blog does... Magic.

Well you'd be wrong.
Rebel Yell is actually broadcast from EDGE RADIO 99.3 FM. 

 Note the EDGE RADIO Cube in the picture

Rebel Yell's favorite radio station EDGE RADIO 99.3 FM is a non-profit organization and because billions of people like YOU listen to it for free everyday they're starting to get a little low on the green, in fact all the green is now a horrible wrinkly red (kind of like the bills on The Sims if you don't pay them) and we need YOU to support by donating some money. Even if you don't listen to EDGE please donate some money.






Otherwise Rebel Yell might just cease to be.
Wow, there. Don't cry, crying isn't going to solve anything, money, on the other hand will. So give generously.
 

So go here EDGE RADIOTHON or to the other two links to do everybody a favour and donate.

Cheers, Rebel Yell.





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