How the Rebel Yell Nation got into Space
(and what we did there.)
Space, deep space.
Millions of galaxy, trillions of stars (give or take).
And a lone Spaceship, The Redel.
It's called The Redel because, well long story short, there was some miscommunication between us and the painters, we didn't have time to repaint, so it stuck.
Also we forgot to take a picture pre-take off, this is all we have:
I was like "Take it with the camera sideways, so you get a taller picture!" And he's all "Nah, this'll be right."
So I will give you a quick description of The Redel.
It was as phallic in nature, as it was in spirit. Two large spherical boosters on back, a long shaft-like, cylindrical body, and a hemisphere cock-pit at the front.
But there was nothing funny about this ship, (aside from it's resemblance to a cock) as it was extremely powerful and capable of the impossible light-speed. It could thrust through the vagina of space with precision and ease.
The Rebel Yell Space Program
Rebel Yell's space program is the one of the most expensive, extensive and expansive.
It has already begun moon colonization, and The Redel is the first deep space explorer craft ever.
The program was founded after The Superkings were persuaded (see; conned) into buying some moon property. Not long after, they realised the futility of this newly purchased land, and began The Rebel Yell Space Program, to make some use of their moon property, which they almost have. And with that the program continues to grow each and everyday.
Rebel Yell owns pretty much that section.
What about The Redel?
The Redel has been exploring deep space for 5 years now, which might sound strange considering they were only launched 1 year ago. During their exploration they came across a 'ReTardis', which according to their explanation was a giant old English phone box, which they flew the ship straight into and re-emerged at the same place but 4 years earlier.
Having the power to go at warp speed has increased the possibilities of space exploration infinitely.
So The Redel has many a story. That of other life forms, amazing worlds, other cool stuff.
All of which will be revealed in the Blog series - The Redel.
So look out for it.
The Rebel Yell Space Program.
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