The internet is a horrifyingly big thing, it exists as a law unto itself and is made of nothing. Where else can you win money by jerking off or read about the philosophy of existence while not realizing that the internet is a perfect case in point as to why things that don't exist can indeed be real... while jerking off.

But Rebel Yell does not want it's glorious citizens getting lost out there, because if you do you will be stuck in a world of readers digest (we mean poo) and incredibly unqualified medical advice.

WHEN ENTERING ONLINE COMPETITIONS 

Here's a golden rule! if it asked for your mobile number, the texts will cost you money! 

Instant Prize Draw = sign up to a monthly subscription!

10 chances to win! = thats ten out of the entire population of the internet, good luck tiger!

15 minute survey! = until you get to the end when you have to force nine friends to partake the same survey at gunpoint! oh and then sign up to one of these offers!

WHEN RESEARCHING FOR ASSIGNMENTS...

Remember to get your facts right, yes we all know Wikipedia can be inaccurate but for god's sake it better than http://www.conservapedia.com. Our point is there are heaps of holocaust deniers out there who just love posting misleading information.

WHEN LOOKING FOR ILLEGAL COPIES OF MUSIC

If Jimmy Page, Lady Ga Ga, Tom Jones, Nick Cave and Alfred Hitchcock all did a version of Smoke on the Water (apparently by ZZ Top) you would hear about it in the news I am sure. So when your on Shitwire remember that if a group ensemble looks unbelievable than it is. Also if it claims that Frank Sinatra has loud orgasm and is only 12kb you know that it is not a song but a filthy virus. 

WHEN SEARCHING FOR LIVE FOOTAGE OF YOUR FAVORITE BAND

Yes YouTube may have a good copyright protection system but it doesn't have an absolute fuckwit system. It will allow countless meat headed camera phoners to upload their incredibly  disorientating footage of your favorite band singing fuck knows what for only one minute and thirty seconds. Make sure you have the sound down because all you will hear is the biggest tool in the audience going metal in what sounds like a snow storm.