People you meet at university.

University is home to a wide array of different people, all of them if given the opportunity would either:

A: Kill each other.

B: Sleep with each other.

C: Tell each other about how difficult being a student is.

D: All of the above

The thing is university is nothing but one huge group interview, their all competing for the top jobs despite a huge amount of them being incredibly dull people. You know who i'm talking about.

"I'm doing an arts degree but i'm not sure what for"

The people that say this are the people who will teach your small children in the future, luckily for them these people are the most normal people at uni, they may have no direction in life but a conversation with them will not leave you wishing you had long ago substituted your ears for some kind of face worn killing device. But these people are incredibly guilty of telling you how hard being a student is, "ahhh I have to get this assignment in by Tuesday, they just don't think about the other assignments we have its not fair," they might say to you while your trying not to kill them. It is fair, its university and your a student this is how it works.

"I'm doing a maths degree/ computer science degree but I also know some kind of martial arts."

Yes they got bullied in high school. No they aren't anymore, they think it's because they know Mexican karate but it's actually because people who are eighteen and over don't ask people for their lunch money, this is because at adult age this act becomes known as mugging.

"I appreciate everything on a higher level than you."

These people have had there eyes opened by their professor, they see something that you don't. This is probably because you saw the thing they see when you were in college and realized only wankers talk about it. They will virtually insult you by telling you something obvious but unimportant in your favourite movie then to ask you to read their latest poem/screenplay. The best thing you can do is wind them up but saying that there poem is awesome and they should write more in the same vain and publish them on facebook. This should ruin them sufficiently.

"I just learnt five sociology/ psychology terms"

They know everything about you and why you are the way you are, they quote from their text books at parties and think  their vague social commentary is impressive. Trick them into thinking your interested and bring the person that appreciates everything at a higher level then you. Watch them fight.

"The peaceful lawns of this educational facility are my performance ground!"

These folk love to juggle, throw rubber sticks in the air and occasional juggle fire. Why? Well because your watching them, the best thing you can do is turn the other way, if no one is watching they will go home.

Oh my god there are so many more...