The Magic of Rebel Yell.

The Rebel Yell Nation is known for many things, it's Space Program, The National Moustache Museum, The Worlds Largest Hammer, etc.

A true national monument.

But I bet you didn't know Rebel Yell is home to some of the most amazing magicians of all time.

With names like Gremlin Gates, Pazuzu, John 'The Magician' Smith (one the most creative and exciting magicians of all time, R.I.P, keep on chasing rainbows) and The King of the Wizards all residing here. It's no wonder that on the underground magician scene they call this place the 'Rebel Yell Nation'.

 

A brief history of Magic in Rebel Yell Nation.

In the early years of the Rebel Yell Nation any one found or believed to be practising magic was burned at the stake and had their ashes thrown into a swamp.

It wasn't until Sir. I. C. Nowe discovered that behind all this 'magic' was just sleight of hand and trickery, that the burning and ash-swamping law was changed. Now anyone found or believed to be practising is just avoided.

The burnings were quite the spectacle, often they would make the magicians wear a silly hat for more laughs.

Famous Magicians.

Rebel Yell, after the magician burning law was changed, became a quite famous for it's magicians when John 'The Magician' Smith burst onto the scene with his Coin-in-my-pocket trick, in which he would astound audiences by putting his hand into his pocket and removing a single coin. He would perform this on street corners to groups of people until he was found by entertainment manager Nerben Blampin, who despite his made up name, managed a few popular acts around Rebel Yell. It wasn't long before John Smith was performing in front of crowds of 10 or more. He had a large repertoire of magical tricks, but his signature was always his classic Coin-in-my-pocket trick, which to this day, knowboady can work out how he did it.

Out of his pocket! Can you believe it?

However, John Smith wans't the only famous magician to call Rebel Yell home, as previously mention Gremlin Gates, Pazuzu and The King of the Wizards all lived and worked in Rebel Yell. 

Gremlin famous for his dissapearing-pants routine, Pazuzu, his ability to drive manual cars without a license and the King of the Wizards famous for his work in the superb rock band, Sorcery.

The King of the Wizards mid-performance.

Magic has had a long and charred history in The Rebel Yell Nation, and it will has a longer future, unless of course another burning-magicians law is passed, and we can only hope.

Thanks for reading, 

Rebel Yell - Firearms, Alcohol, Tobacco and Magician History dept.


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The divine right of kings

We here at Rebel Yell are kings, kings that enjoy prosperous calf muscles and the occasional war on the continent with questionable intentions. But there are problems inherent with being a person with inherited

 rights in this twenty first century. And this is that they don't exist, sure in the context of Rebel Yell we can do what we like but our kingship is not recognised in fast food outlets when we demand to know where their prized beef comes from and why the peasants working that land are not paying taxes.

So we thought concessions needed to be made in this modern age. Therefore we have new divine rights for all those who are downtrodden kings in a world full of illustrious plebs. 

Down with the middle class!

Even socialists are pissed off at these guys, as soon as they cry 'lets over throw the bourgeoisie!' every single person that owns a four wheel drive and a Nintendo Wii turns around and says 'what the fuck you just say?'

How the hell can we have a good ol fashion Aussie working class if half of us are in cubicle's laughing a videos of retarded cats like every other country? No you don't deserve a farmers union or a cool draught because you don't do any work that requires sweat to be wiped off you brow.  We need more class structure and by that I mean  people that work and people that king .

Bring back Lords!

In the old days there were a majestic race of people they called lords, they would build a castle in the vicinity of your dwelling and all you had to do was to pay them the majority of your waking ours with backbreaking labour. Now if you want to build a castle you have to be crazy and German, getting planning approval alone would send your swanky middle class neighbours in a rage of fury, they will imagine they have a view that you might obstruct or say that star forts are to dominating for a cul-de-sac. That's the point!

City walls are the only way! 

Imagine it now that wizard that's been cursing your family all week is suddenly locked out of town. He has to try to curse the magical trolls guarding the gates but the trolls as we all know are impervious to magic as they don't exist. There are many uses for a wall, those fucking cyclists that clog up the roads with their sweaty environment saving spandex can just ride up along the wall. We would stop having to let Abba tribute bands in and we could tease neighbouring towns without fear of retribution.

There are many divine rights that we kings have but it needs to start with society. If these ideas can be addressed there will be more crowns going around then there are pop culture references about Justin Bieber. (Oh yes you see what I've done there)