rights in this twenty first century. And this is that they don't exist, sure in the context of Rebel Yell we can do what we like but our kingship is not recognised in fast food outlets when we demand to know where their prized beef comes from and why the peasants working that land are not paying taxes.
So we thought concessions needed to be made in this modern age. Therefore we have new divine rights for all those who are downtrodden kings in a world full of illustrious plebs.
Down with the middle class!
Even socialists are pissed off at these guys, as soon as they cry 'lets over throw the bourgeoisie!' every single person that owns a four wheel drive and a Nintendo Wii turns around and says 'what the fuck you just say?'
How the hell can we have a good ol fashion Aussie working class if half of us are in cubicle's laughing a videos of retarded cats like every other country? No you don't deserve a farmers union or a cool draught because you don't do any work that requires sweat to be wiped off you brow. We need more class structure and by that I mean people that work and people that king .
Bring back Lords!
In the old days there were a majestic race of people they called lords, they would build a castle in the vicinity of your dwelling and all you had to do was to pay them the majority of your waking ours with backbreaking labour. Now if you want to build a castle you have to be crazy and German, getting planning approval alone would send your swanky middle class neighbours in a rage of fury, they will imagine they have a view that you might obstruct or say that star forts are to dominating for a cul-de-sac. That's the point!
City walls are the only way!
Imagine it now that wizard that's been cursing your family all week is suddenly locked out of town. He has to try to curse the magical trolls guarding the gates but the trolls as we all know are impervious to magic as they don't exist. There are many uses for a wall, those fucking cyclists that clog up the roads with their sweaty environment saving spandex can just ride up along the wall. We would stop having to let Abba tribute bands in and we could tease neighbouring towns without fear of retribution.
There are many divine rights that we kings have but it needs to start with society. If these ideas can be addressed there will be more crowns going around then there are pop culture references about Justin Bieber. (Oh yes you see what I've done there)
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