The world is still shocked today after the astounding news that the President of soup will be visiting Rebel Yell on an official tour of the kingdom. President Fully Loaded Man will be arriving by super kayak (a ground kayak with a fan on the back) and will be expected to bring his minister for Elvis, that guy in the Elvis suit.
"It will be a meeting about soup essentially, I have many many fully loaded cans and they are just amazing," Said President Fully Loaded Man in a skydiving interview.
"We have much to discuss with the President," announced Super King of Rebel Yell, Azza " We need to know why not many of us really enjoyed chunky beef soup before and why it is so fucking good now,"
Experts believe that the Presidents international policy of being really cool and having a theme song teams up well with his domestic policy of being choc full of soup and meet and or pasta.
President Fully Loaded Man will be in Rebel Yell for three days before havin a go a pumpkin soup.
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