R-MART products that save you money!

New R-Mart products to keep you content in your studies/desk job/prison cell.

Are your emotions getting the better of you?
why not try our new Emo-Bottle, it works like a genie except you put your wishes IN and they never come out again!
 Is your desk job making you want to put a hole punch to your throat? Why not put that feeling in a bottle and kind of forget about it?
Do you like a fellow student but have a small penis/infected vagina? why not put your love in this bottle until it festers into some kind of psychological disorder that plagues you in your sleep?
The Emo-Bottle keeping your feelings... away. $67.99